'NOW I LAY ME, DOWN TO SLEEP'

Now, in this prose dissertation, I'm explaining the most priceless inside-line topsecret information, why JEHOVAH did the mysterious things he has been and goes on doing, ... and I'm also explaining how Satan managed to control his Demon Army to do what he wanted it to do, and why Satan used that particular strategy to accomplish his short and long range objectives.  Humans will never in eternity, figure out the missing pieces making it so easy to understand these mysteries, unless I spell it out nice and clear and simple, linking everything together so it's easy for you to understand, ... because The Forces Of Evil on Earth, don't want you to know and they'll do anything to stop you from finding out, ... but fortunately JEHOVAH gave me authority to show you if I want to, so I seize the opportunity because it's the easiest thing for me to explain to you the mysterious things you should ideally know, but which you'll never in a zillion eternities ever begin to find out about, unless I seize this opportunity to show you the missing information.  Conifidentially you know, Caesar Of Rome, just hated my gutts for showing you what you all wanted to know, but could never find out about, ... but it's my nature as long as JEHOVAH authorizes me to do so, to do whatever I please so I'm showing you anyway.