'CAPTAIN ICEBERG, AND THE WATERSNAKE'

Now here's a true to life tale, of the cutest little WaterSnake asail in The Heart Of The Sea, ... its once in an eternity rendezvous with a SeaNymph Canoe, o'ertop a powerful undertoe, ... along with the Haunting Disappearance of a First Class Cousin, who died in a tragic Volkswagen Accident with a broken neck at the age of 19, ... together with a mind-shattering ride in a Yellow Willys Police Jeep overtop a Cemetary Fence, ... smashing through The Death Page like Graveyard Gates knocked off their hinges, ... a Strawberry Blond Sunshine Redheaded Stockcar Driver, ... and a visit to the Old Mountain Ghost Homestead.