'CAPTAIN ICEBERG, AND THE WATER SNAKE'

Now here is a true to life story, of the most darling little Water Snake, ... which ever crossed paths with a SeaNymph Aluminum Canoe, ... in the middle of a large lake, clear and calm as glass, ... overtop of quite a powerful undertoe, ... and the mysterious and unforseen disappearance of a First Class Cousin who died with a broken neck, ... after the rest of us young fools, dared Death in a suicide ride over The Old Abandoned Mountain, on a lost forgotten logging trail remembered only by Country Ghosts, ... climbing up and over the Cemetary Fence, ... in an old Yellow Willys Police Jeep, ... smashing through The Death Page, like a Graveyard Gate knocked off its hinges, ... while foolish children's  laughter rang on and on, ... and a visit to The Old Homestead.