'WHAT DEMONS 30 YEARS, KEPT A SECRET' 

Drape your GREEN MOUNTAIN CAKE UNDER PLASTIC if you dare, to prevent vertical heavy prolonged Rainwater Seepage resulting in severe underground soil erosion, surface mudslides and avalanches, ... if you don't mind McArthur's Park deluged under a zillion square miles of shallow water 'LAKE CITY', and L.A. at the bottom of the sea.